Archive for July, 2005

Dead woman shot in casket, mourners flee

Posted in ODD Guests on July 29th, 2005

Yahoo news
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A dead woman lying in her casket was hit by a stray bullet during a wake in Rio de Janeiro and mourners fled in panic, police said on Wednesday.

The bullet, fired in a shootout between a drug gang and police in a slum adjacent to the cemetery Tuesday, pierced the casket inside the cemetery’s chapel and got lodged in the corpse’s pelvis. Clenilda da Silva, 49, a babysitter, had died the previous day of a heart attack.

The bullet was not removed before burial.

“This is just too sad. My God, to get shot after death,” Extra tabloid newspaper quoted da Silva’s sister, Maria de Lourdes Pereira, as saying. The newspaper said another bullet broke a window in a neighboring chapel and bullet holes could be seen on many trees and cemetery walls.

Standoffs between drug gangs and police or just between rival gangs often claim innocent lives in Rio, which has one of the world’s highest murder rates.

“Party on Dude”">“Party on Dude”

Posted in ODD Blogs on July 29th, 2005

Talk about Having a bad day
, Clenilda da Silva dies, and then gets shot in her coffin. We ODDones say, “Trade it out, and sent it to the National Funeral Museum
.

And speaking of coffins, start making your plans for the annual Manitou Springs, Colorado Emma Crawford Coffin Festival
. Emma died, got planted on a mountain top, but a few years later, her coffin washed up, and Emma, er, “reappeared” in town.

The ODDfellows may disappear
for a while this weekend. A conventional trip would be to Cheyenne Frontier Days
. Toby Keith’s
appearing. But nah, we’re looking for something a interesting, like the Eskimo Olympics
, or the Burryman Ritual
in Scotland. We certainly won’t discount the possibility of showing up at the Surgis Rally
next month. In fact, August has some interesting opportunities. It has World Breast Feeding Week
, National Scrabble Week
(“Give us a 6 letter word for breast feeding
”), the Burning Man Festival
, and, if you feel like a little foreign travel, you can head out the Bumol, Spain Tomato Fight
.

If August doesn’t work, then consider the Montana Testicle Festival
in September. It might make up for missing the Houmen Matsuri Festival
each March in Japan where you can get all the sake
you can drink and they parade a giant 620 pound phallus (we would say “penis,” but that would seem crude.) You can always go to the Rayne, Louisiana Frog Festival
. Rayne is known as the “City of Frogs and Friends.” (Paris is also known as the “City of Frogs,” but scratch the reference to friends.)

Enjoy your weekend. “Party on Wayne.” “Party on Garth.”

Jules Herman, 93; Played Trumpet for Lawrence Welk, ‘Waltz King’ Wayne King

Posted in ODD Guests on July 28th, 2005

LA Times
Jules Herman, 93, a former trumpet player for Lawrence Welk, died Friday of heart failure at his home in Mendota Heights, Minn., his daughter said.

Herman grew up on a farm near Milnor, N.D., and taught music in Gardner, N.D., until a fellow North Dakotan, Welk, asked him to join his orchestra. In 1940 Herman married singer Lois Best, one of several female musicians Welk featured over the years with the title “Champagne Lady.”

The couple eventually left the band to raise a family, settling in Chicago where Herman played trumpet for the Griff Williams Society Band at the city’s famed Palmer House during World War II, his daughter said. He later joined Wayne King “the Waltz King” before forming his own band.

Sheepless in Seattle.

Posted in ODD Blogs on July 28th, 2005

Oh oh, better tell your grandparents that there appears to be a conspiracy out against former members of the Lawrence Welk Champaign Music Makers. Two days ago we brought news of the death of “The Happy Norwegian,” Myron Flores, Welk’s accordion player. Today we learn of the death of Jules Herman who played trumpet for Welk.

Speaking of conspiracies, we think the barnyard may be striking back. Earlier in this week, we alluded to the man killed outside of Seattle while having sex with a horse . Turns out a farm exists near Seattle where (insert adjective of choice) people can pay to have sex with farm animals. How do they find out about the place? You guessed it, the Internet. Authorities have shut down the farm, thus today’s ODDcomment title.

Well now it looks like the barnyard is striking back. A Croatian farmer was recently killed when the cow he was starting to milk fell on him. ODD Exit anyone?

Not that we need assistance from animals to find unique ways of punting off the planet. Patrick Sherry (former) lead singer of Bad Beat Revue, jumped from the stage, grabbed for a light bar, missed it, and fell on his pumpkin head. Sherry’s brother said, he died, “Doing what he did best.” Jumping off a stage, missing a grab, and dying is what he did best? Maybe the deviate horseman died doing what he did best? Check out the details. Yuk and double yuk. Are we ODDones equinussexualphobic? (We certainly hope so.)

BTW, it is not illegal in the State of Washington to have sex with animals. Could this in any way explain Courtney Love ?

Epidemiologist Linked Smoking, Lung Cancer

Posted in ODD Guests on July 27th, 2005

LA Times
Richard Doll, the British epidemiologist whose pioneering studies of the link between smoking and lung cancer saved millions of lives by persuading smokers to quit, died Sunday at John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford after a short illness. He was 92.

His 50-plus years of studies showed that half of all smokers were killed prematurely by their habit, losing an average of 10 years of life from cancer and other diseases induced by tobacco smoke. On the brighter side, he also demonstrated that quitting could sharply reduce the risk of premature death, even for longtime smokers.

“Sir Richard’s enormous contribution to medicine … cannot be overstated,” said Dr. John Hood, vice chancellor of Oxford. His research “led to the dramatic reduction in smoking rates in Britain over the past 50 years, especially in men. This research has saved many millions of lives.”

Doll also performed valuable research illuminating the side effects of oral contraceptives, the harmful effects of radiation, the benefits of aspirin in preventing heart disease and the hazards of radiation.

“He was probably the most renowned epidemiologist in the world,” said Dr. Stanton Glantz of UC San Francisco, a leading anti-tobacco activist. “He was a giant.”

But his name is most indelibly linked to the studies of smoking that he began shortly after World War II.

Postwar Britain was in the throes of a massive lung cancer epidemic and no one seemed to know why. Many researchers attributed it to air pollution because of the presence of known carcinogens in foul air. Others thought it might be linked to the tar used on hundreds of miles of British roads.

“My own guess was that it had something to do with motorcars,” Doll said years later.

The Medical Research Council, Britain’s equivalent of the National Institutes of Health, recruited medical economist Austin Bradford Hill to study the causes of the epidemic. He enlisted Doll, then a young scientist at the council.

The two devised a questionnaire about lifestyle, environmental exposures, food consumption, smoking history and other personal data that social workers administered to everyone entering London hospitals with a possible diagnosis of lung cancer.

At first, the data did not show much. But when Doll went back and checked the patients’ final diagnoses, the results were startlingly clear. Virtually all of those patients whose diagnosis was changed from lung cancer to some other, less serious disease were nonsmokers. However, 647 of the 649 who ended up with a final diagnosis of cancer were smokers.

Doll and Hill prepared a report for publication in 1949, but disbelieving bureaucrats held it up, arguing that perhaps the situation was unique to London. Doll and Hill expanded their survey to more than 5,000 patients in hospitals throughout the country.

When results from those hospitals began to support their initial findings, the scientists got their report published in late 1950. But by then, Americans Ernst L. Wynder and Morton L. Levin had published similar conclusions in the Journal of the American Medical Assn., albeit on smaller study groups.

Doll, who had begun smoking at the age of 18 against his father’s wishes, stopped abruptly at 37 when he saw which way the wind was blowing, calling the habit “a mug’s [fool’s] game.”

Altogether, five papers establishing the link were published that year, but they fell largely on deaf ears. “It didn’t create any impression at all, really,” Doll recalled later.

Tobacco companies rejected the findings out of hand and government officials ignored them, arguing that publicizing the results would unduly scare the nearly 80% of men who smoked.

Looking for further evidence, Doll and Hill decided to focus on smokers rather than cancer patients. Doll wrote a letter to every physician in Britain, enclosing a questionnaire that covered whether, and how much, they smoked. Nearly two-thirds of the physicians, about 40,500, responded, triggering a half-century study that provided immensely valuable information.

Within 2 1/2 years, the team began to see an increase in lung cancer patients among the physicians, but not enough to force anyone to pay attention. By 1956, however, 400 of the smokers had died of lung cancer, but virtually none of the nonsmokers had died.

By 1957, the evidence was overwhelming, and the Ministry of Health called a major news conference to release the findings. Ironically, Doll noted, “the minister who announced it was smoking a cigarette at the same time.”

Do the numbers.

Posted in ODD Blogs on July 27th, 2005

Okay, hit the reverse button on the time machine
and go back 100 years. Sir William Osler
has published the sixth edition of “The Principles and Practices of Medicine,”
the definitive medical textbook of his time. In it, he devotes page after page to tuberculosis, but less than a page-and-a-half to lung cancer, stating, “The conditions which predispose to it (lung cancer) are quite unknown.”

Now reset the machine forward to just after the end of World War II, when Sir Richard Doll, today’s departed one, began epidemiological studies trying to explain the dramatic rise in lung cancer occuring in Great Britain. The notorious English air pollution
, automobiles and road tar were all considered as possible explanations. Somewhat to his surprise, of the initial lung cancer patients questioned, 647 out of 649 smoked. Sir Richard, a smoker at the time, stopped. Of note, when the Ministry of Health released the definitive report in 1957, the Minister reported the findings while smoking a cigarette.

This brings us to our ODDthought-of-the-day:

Reset the time machine to 1607.

On the banks of the James River, 60 miles from the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay, two Algonquian Indians
see the Virginia Company
struggle ashore. One turns the other and says:

“These white people are bad news. Wherever they’ve gone down South, they’ve spread disease, enslaved and killed people, and stolen their lands and treasure. But, they keep coming, and they have better technology. There’s no way we can stop them.”

“Don’t take such a short term view,” says the other Indian.

“What do you mean?”

“We may not be able to do them in right now, but we can get them in the long-run.”

“Really? How?”

“We’ll teach them how to grow tobacco .”

Using the most aggressive, faux-Indian Ward Churchill
-approved estimates, there were 18 million
Indians in North America when Columbus sailed into the Caribbean. By the 20th century, this had been reduced to about a million, or a net loss of 17 million Indians. The conservative estimate of the annual rate of tobacco-related death in the U.S.
is roughly 500,000. Thus, between 1954 and 2004, at least 25 million Americans died from smoking. (The Algonquian Indians turn to one another, smile and nod their heads, and start to walk towards Jamestown
.)

Anyone can rat, but it takes a certain amount of ingenuity to re-rat.
Winston Churchill