‘Ah, Mr. Rivers, we’d like to use the bathroom too.’
Greetings earthlings. Today we have news of the death of designer of ODD buildings, a blower-upper of buildings (well, Morrison was involved in building the ultimate blower-upper) and a sad man who jumped off a building. The world is flat and so is Pooru (Paul) Maki. ODDly sick. On a more positive note, the new Richard Feynman book is due out this week. Should be a dandy about a man who was a Noble Prize-winning physicist, raconteur, musician, and the person credited with figuring out the Challenger blower-upper.
Today’s ODDquality of life story concerns Rivers Cumo of Weezer . He recently bragged that he hasn’t had sex in two years. When I mentioned this too a fellow ODDfellow at ODDfellow Intergalactic Headquarters, he put down his cilantro-flavored Diet Coke, and asked, ‘On purpose?’ Although Cumo claims, ‘I feel a little more relaxed,’ this is not something we’d brag about Mr. Cumo. It’s not like it’s a record or something. Check out Emanuel Kant under ‘ODDExits’. And just for the record, Rivers is running a bit of an impotent race thus far as compared with both Teri Hatcher and Kirstie Alley.
If any of you ODDBrits, Kiwis, or Auzzis plan to visit the U.S. this summer, remember, ‘Look left or die’ when crossing the road. For all of you ODDfans in general, we direct you attention to the left hand side of your monitor. We’ve decided to post some ODDfavorite recommendations. We’ll probably do so on a weekly basis, but we ODDones sometimes lose track of time . T.R. Pearson is Faulkner with a sense of humor. James McMurtry is the son of Larry, writes good lyrics and plays capable guitar. ‘Live in Aught Three’ is worth it just to listen to (over and over) ‘Choctaw Bingo.’ BTW, what is a ‘Bulldart fence post’? If you like the constructively cynical, try to catch McMurtry live . ‘Tis the season (for touring.) OBTW, one of McMurtry songs is on Bush’s iPod .
That’s it. We’re off to work on our Jessica Alba Scrapbook.
~~The ODDones for OurDailyDead.com
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