Our Daily Dead

We decided that today was a good day for being Paranoid, or more correctly, being more paranoid than is ODDly typical. That said we wanted to be sure and share our worries with you so you too could ride the Paranoid Bus - plenty of seats really. Face it, we are in danger. That should be a We, not we. The sky is falling albeit slowly and its name is Apophis. No, not the Apophis from the Stargate SG-1 show, but Apophis the Asteroid. We have a genuine GodSmack situation here with the distinct possibility that Apophis will strike the Earth. Enough to bring out the paranoia in anyone.

But we can’t live our lives under the constant cloud of paranoia now can we? Thus we should consider other cheery news - as reported by the Seattle Times (and countless others) NASA will setup housekeeping at the south pole of the moon. White picket fences are optional on the lots we understand. Excelsior! We’re Going to the Moon! Excelsior!

Oh, one thing we forgot. You have time to really, really ramp up your worries vis a vis Apophis. The likely close encounter won’t occur until 2036 or so. That said will fully authorize you to use this situation to your advantage - ask for a doomsday raise, or perhaps an extended Afternoon Delight romp.

Ah, bugger it…Don’t Worry, Be Happy

~~The ODDones for OurDailyDead.com

Technorati tags: Paranoid, Apophis, Stargate SG-1, GodSmack, Excelsior! We’re Going to the Moon! Excelsior!, Afternoon Delight, Don’t Worry, Be Happy

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