Beep beep’m beep beep yeah
Looks like cars are once again out to kill us. Adolfo Zinser raised the acid-level in Bush administration stomachs when, as Mexico’s envoy to the U.N. he forcefully opposed the invasion of Iraq . Jeep Liberty got him.
The cosmic flyswatter used a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT to do in noted Internet entrepreneurial guru Cory Rudl. (We’ve linked to both his books.) Rudl was heavy on recommending the use of pop-ups. Grrrr. When your Internet-based business is wildly successful, you can buy a Porshe GT on eBay (but better do a vehicle history report, and see if it’s been wrecked.) We ODDfellows are known to get a bit heavy footed with the 8-track blaring out Insane Clown Posse’s “Bizzar” throbbing above the sincere little whine of our diarrhea brown Yugo 45. We love to slam down a Red Bull-resins-red beans-and grappa cocktail, shout “Speed Kills,” and terrorize Texas tourists in Hummers. Game on. (BTW, we’re entering our Red Bull cocktail in this year’s Red Bull competition. Obviously, we have no choice than to name it the “Red Bull BS”, which describes both our concept and the physiological consequences of actually drinking it. Double-game on. )
Okay, we know this is getting out of control today, but do you think General Motors naming a large, overtly masculine, gas guzzling, “sports utility vehicle” after a sex act
was intentional?
We’re off to the therapist for playful repartee and reinforcement.
~~The ODDones for OurDailyDead.com
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