Bogarting BlackBerries
The ODD notable passings for this day are Robert Faron (arranger of music), Edwardo Paolozzi (very much into heavy metal), and Earl Wilson (heat, junk and a big bat.)
Here’s you health tip of the day, ‘Go easy on the BlackBerry
Dude.’ We just found a title
that constantly dealing with e-mails, telephone calls, and text messaging may decrease IQ
. Does textural abuse lead to insatiable craving for soy lattes, bloodshot eyes, problems concentrating, and odor of burnt silica? Reflecting on yesterday’s comment, is Rivers Cuomo doubledly in jeopardy? Will Pauly Shore
be the new spokesperson for RIM
?
Got to sign off early, we’re interviewing for the role of lawn boy on ‘Desperate Housewives.’
We think the dirt under our fingernails is a nice touch. We’ve been digging up dirt on Eva Longoria
.
