I Am Not A Witch, I Am Not A Witch
Oh, but you are dressed as one! Well, ok, there actually isn’t any bit about dressing as a witch in Rosemary Kooiman’s obituary. She could however perform handfastings - akin to weddings if you will. And, as yet another ODD public service, we thoughtfully dug up this handfasting planning guide for you. And no, it DOES NOT say anything about handcuffs either during or after the ceremony. Perhaps as a gift for the happy couple….
Drink up me hearties!. Seems red wine may help you keep your teeth - at least red wine could hold the key to preventing and treating serious gum disease, research suggests. And FYI - our own highly regarded an enormously ODD and expensive study indicates that red wine will not keep you from losing teeth one whit if you insist on fighting after drinking of same.
~~The ODDones for OurDailyDead.com
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March 14th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Yeah, it’s a delicate trick, that: Corking up the pinot noir before you’re in a fighting mood.