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Russell Crowe

The very stable Russell Crowe

We certainly believe that Down-Under-Man Russell Crowe, Oscar winner for staring role in “Gladiator” asked to be placed On Deck.

Crowe claimed that Osama bin Laden’s al-Quaida terror network targeted him for kidnap as part of a “cultural destabilization plot.” Stable is certainly a key term here. Dread Russell is not exactly “Master and Commander” of his own brain now, eh what?

Move over Salman Rushdie.

~~The ODDones for OurDailyDead.com

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