Sheepless in Seattle.
Oh oh, better tell your grandparents that there appears to be a conspiracy out against former members of the Lawrence Welk Champaign Music Makers. Two days ago we brought news of the death of “The Happy Norwegian,” Myron Flores, Welk’s accordion player. Today we learn of the death of Jules Herman who played trumpet for Welk.
Speaking of conspiracies, we think the barnyard may be striking back. Earlier in this week, we alluded to the man killed outside of Seattle while having sex with a horse . Turns out a farm exists near Seattle where (insert adjective of choice) people can pay to have sex with farm animals. How do they find out about the place? You guessed it, the Internet. Authorities have shut down the farm, thus today’s ODDcomment title.
Well now it looks like the barnyard is striking back. A Croatian farmer was recently killed when the cow he was starting to milk fell on him. ODD Exit anyone?
Not that we need assistance from animals to find unique ways of punting off the planet. Patrick Sherry (former) lead singer of Bad Beat Revue, jumped from the stage, grabbed for a light bar, missed it, and fell on his pumpkin head. Sherry’s brother said, he died, “Doing what he did best.” Jumping off a stage, missing a grab, and dying is what he did best? Maybe the deviate horseman died doing what he did best? Check out the details. Yuk and double yuk. Are we ODDones equinussexualphobic? (We certainly hope so.)
BTW, it is not illegal in the State of Washington to have sex with animals. Could this in any way explain Courtney Love ?
