So, do you know Tiger Woods’ real name?
So, do you know Tiger Woods’ real name?
Earl Wood, father of famed golfer Tiger Woods is dead at age 74. Cause of death, metastatic cancer of the prostate.
Tigerlore has it that Tiger Woods first exhibited propensity for golf at age 9 months, when he tottered over to where his father was hitting golf balls into a net in the garage, picked up a sawed-off club, and hit a ball straight into the net. Actually, we ODDones did the same thing, but used the club to bean the family dog. Maybe that explains why Tiger made $87 million last year, and got over 2 million hits on his website, and we made $12 dollars plus a half-off coupon for a cheese cow at Jim’s Cheese Pantry in Waterloo, Wisconson, and got five hits this winter on the windshield of our stool green Yugo.
Oh yes, Tiger’s real name? Eldrich.
~~The ODDones for OurDailyDead.com
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